jzu for laughs

and if u tot tele-tubbies invading our tv was enough wait till you see them entering the game of dynasty warriors. Someone caught a glimpse of them entering the world and having fun... =P

For those who do not know what is dynasty warriors, it's the game where u control one character of Romance of 3 Kingdom and use him to fight against countless warriors .. action base.

































Dipsy ~~
















LaLa ~~ Doing Godlike kills
















Po !!! LOL Tai Yang Gong Gong Chu Lai Le ~~!


LOL whacking to stores near u hor ~~

Oh yea read in some forums which shows the mrt suicide video. And at first everyone tot it was real until some person who learn video editing did some CSI of the video and explained in pictures how come it was fake.

Yeap the videos was a hoax but it did stunn many for the morning but nonetheless the videos are fake. i think soon the news would have it and the police may wanna find culprit.

All i got to say is the culprit better run or hide if not kena caught i think punishment sure jialat cuz you making MRT reputation bad and u doing hoax video.

One song to describe it. Bad Boys Bad Boys what cha gonna do ? What cha gonna do when they come for you ~~!

New Year, PSP and stuff

ok guys i know i have been neglecting the blog for a very long time and so i am here now update u on the latest.

The good times and the bad times all reported on one single entry.

Get ur coffee cups ready cuz here we go!

Ok i went back in camp during the week before valentine's day. so i shall start from there.

I only remember during valentine's day... We passed our Advance Close Combat Training .. me and my friends got to go out at nite cuz got nite's out. My friends all went on off. me and my a few other friends got guard duty the day after valentine's so we could not take off. We were at Jurong Point and you will be amazed at amount of flowers we see that day.

Be it fake one, the toy one (furry one which is used in Yuan Lai Jiu Shi Ni tat cupid show) , real roses ( very common), teddy bear bouquet.

Me and my friend was so wu liao until we decided to stand at one spot ( while waiting for friend) we would count how many girls with flowers would walk past us in 20 mins.

And within 5 mins we already got 10 girls with flowers walk past. i could not imagine 20 mins.

In the end we gave up cuz so many lor ... we know the numbers would be quite alot.

then next day Guard Duty ... boring shit. Some dumb officer who was juz there to wait for a delivery of documents complained to Duty Officer saying we did not do a good job. Saying we let some people off without detaining their camera

What he didn't know was the people who were let off were a group of individuals who were in a competition held by the camp itself to go around all army camps to collect clues. it's juz like amazing race liddat only army camp style. and they need the camera to take photo of the clue they were given.

And we were given orders by HIGHER HQ to allow them to pass without the need of detaining the camera. If not how to play the game.

Anyway he made a complain and the Duty Officer who was dumb enough to go and turn us out. In the end when we explained he came up with a stupid excuse and then ask us go back when we explained to him they were approved by the blah blah ( some super higher up) then he was like Lan Lan ...

Stupid Duty Officer and Thanks ah Mr Officer who complained. u fuking kaypo and duno anything wana act like u think u know it all.

Coming back from Guard Duty .. I kena 3 extras. I dun wan to explain all over again if not it shall be 2 pages long.

Then had a Chinese New Year Celebration on friday. and i kena 3 extra on tat day. Pui ~ and it was like 20 mins ago my OC was scolding me and my 2 other friends and gave us each 3 extras ... the next moment the whole company must go receive ang pow and take 2 oranges from him and say Happy New Year to him.


New Year Eve
New Year Eve was ok. Morning went with my dad to buy stuff for my mom so at night she could get the ingredients ready for the steam boat reunion dinner. Also went Ikea to buy new bedsheets for myself =P

I spent the whole day spring cleaning. talked to mj in the afternoon. she was saying cannot spring clean on eve i say haven't new year it's eve not new year yet. i went ahead anyway. and cleared a lot of stuff and my room is a lot neater now.

After tat at night juz eat reunion dinner. Watched Kung Fu on AXN. I heard alot of people say funny but i didn't watch it before so AXN came out so i watched.

Funny as hell really was what i said. Was quite tired after 10.30pm but i wanted to stay awake until 12 midnite and wanna stay awake for like 2 more hours after mid nite. Muz shou sui mah ~

In the end, the tiredness of doing spring cleaning in the afternoon wore me out. I slept halfway playing my psp. then at 11.50pm my dad woke me up to pray pray to god. Then tat was when i woke up and was quite jing shen after my dad woke me up.

I stayed up until quite late 2am plus. I saw a lot of people online and started wishing everyone happy new year.

Saw min online and tok to her. She also same as me. Slept before 12 mid and during 12 mid her dad woke her up to take ang pow. So she was quite jing shen so we both chatted on msn loh..

New Year Chu 1

went to grandma house. then sit sit sit. tok tok tok. then got one of my cousin the daughter very young. she very cute. apparently usually kids dun like me de. but this kid she from far she see me she gave a big smile and run to me .

I am not good with kids so i dun really know how to bao her but i tried at least. She kept snuggling next to me on the sofa. I juz pat pat her head tickle her cheek at the very least.

First time a kid liked me. made me feel very touched.

After tat had to go to my mother grandma house. My bro drove us there and my bro seldom go CCK so i gave a bit of direction and TA DA we were there in no time.

The condo security was so damn lazy and stupid. My bro did not see the visitor gate and he drove to the resident gate. the security requested my bro to reverse the car and go to the resident gate but when we tried to reverse another car was behind us so we could not reverse. My bro rolled down windscreen asking beckoning her to come but she dun wan she wan us reverse then my bro say HOW TO REVERSE !! ( lol if only he had added dumb bitch behind) got car behind !!!

then she slowly take her time to come ask us about particulars to where we going.

Nuthin much. to report after tat.


New Year Chu 2

Went with my auntie and grandma and my parents and bros to go pray to ancestors then go eat. Then my bro drove me to meet ks they all after everything ended. Met them at Orchard and we watched Ghost Rider. Very LOUYA show. Me and ks treated yk the show tickets cuz it was his birthday tat day.

After tat at night, we had kfc and we went home.

New Year Chu 3

Did nuthin much. slacked at home. yk and kk came over to my house to play. My mom cooked and made kk and yk stay for dinner. After they went home, i booked in.

The rest of the days was juz sleeping in camp for 2 whole consecutive days and booking out on friday after a CO dialogue.

Yesterday

Morning 8am went to temple to pray. Then after tat left and met min.

She going away for 6 mths so last meeting before she leaves. Awww gonna miss her lots lots leh.

haha we waited for the rest at the cine hong kong cafe. After tat qiu and neo camed. and our gathering started since bon was in a hang over i think and huat forever cannot make it .

Gathering started. We chatted and ate and chatted non stop. Chatted until around 3pm my cousin camed and we all left.

Met my cousin. Went to do the stuff she needed to do and we started walking around. We walked quite alot of distance and talked non stop along the way.

At night was ching-gay. I duno what is so attractive about it.

We left for home early cuz scared later when it ends the mrt would be crowded.

Sunday

On friday my dad ask me if wanna go watch Just Follow Law today. i said ok. but i duno now he still wan or not. If yes then jiu got program. if not then jiu dun have. We see how. Tonite muz book in. CCB hate booking in.

Nonsenical ramblings

Although ORD date is coming i find the months to come is really damn fuked up and i sure as hell wanna fast forward to the day where i ORD. Not gonna be any more nice guy in army. gonna bo chup alot of things le.

Next next Week is kk's birthday. Wonder what to get for him... but good thing the event is held so near my house.

I juz hope to ORD ok.

PS 3 is coming out on March 4. It's gonna cost SGD$799. Haha those who bought parallel imports jap sets are gonna cry cuz they bought it at 1k plus and sg ver is only $800. and somemore both is 60gb version.

I set another trend again.

I juz zhng my psp and now everyone comes to me to get their psp to zhng'ed

And as of now i am still at my 100% sucess zhng.

it did drop to 99% due to one stubborn little psp but nonetheless i manage to repair it.

so back to 100%

As borat would say GREAT SUCESS !! VERY NICE !!

Uber Long Post after 2 weeks !!

Yes finally guys i am back. Firstly let me apologize if u guys saw me online and contacted me online but i never replied. sorry ah i was down with a small flu so i took some medicine and slept the whole saturday away. Left my com on though.. You should know why i did that. =P

Ok now to reporting what has happened.

For the first week it was learning Advance Close Combat Training. Basically teaching you how to fight and counter other people moves. Mostly involve bodies hitting the floor. yeap the song "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR" would really be a good one to describe the scene

Whole week was fighting. Then Saturday was outfield. It was fun doing the outfield ex cerise with reservists.

And anyway this ex cerise was to simulate how war is being fought and we get to see enigneer role during war and also other unit how they fight.

Was really fun. A lot of gun shots. It really felt like a bit of real war. And seeing people running around when contacted and me being the security party was away from my platoon was a bit panicky about what i should do next.

Yeap and u guessed it when there is enemy there is also POW. Yeap if u get caught by enemy you will become their POW. ( Prisoner of War)

I heard one guy from another platoon got caught.

Can't tell u much details lah as they are mostly military things and i dun wanna tell on the blog. later some kaypo SOAB read already go complain to media and i kena charge.

Couldn't see kk's bro leh. His bro was the enemy force so could not have a chance to see him unless i get caught.

Oh yea got a few reservists are quite friendly as i spoke to some of them. Mostly was them coming over to chit chat sometimes during rest time.. Got one even was introducing his new product to another reservist... A portable charger which charges every handphone and even ipod. I wonder PSP can or not.

but anyway he took out his product and tried to intro . I think he was trying to get some potential customers or investors. But i couldn't get to see the product due to insufficent light. I was sleeping near the place he was resting and so i juz listened to what he has to say. Heard the person who tested it was quite good and from then on duno liao cuz they left as they had things to do.

But all i had to say is.. meanwhile you guys are out there having fun, working blah blah... the place where the ex cerise was held was having a mini war. and there is people training so hard... i was one of them... So jialat. haiz. so ended on the 7 day outfield ex cerise.

Got back on friday and the battalion had a change of new CO recently and now he wants to change alot of stuff. I feel like i am in recruit life again even though i am 2nd year soldier. The new stuff he implemented ... haiz...

After book out went home and saw alot of things changed u know.

The block opposite my house got a refurnished paint job in 2 weeks. omg that was how long i was away. So fast. And my neighbor too also painted his door and steel grille a fresh new color of paint.

Got home and saw the Chinese new year goodies piled up all stacked and ready. Can't believe Chinese New Year is coming. Only thing left now is BA KWA ( my favorite)

Saw mj blog got a new template.

LOl what is happening ? All is new year new look is it ? ^^

After my dinner, checked out the S.H.E Concert DVD which i got it signed 2 weeks ago. Watch until disc 2 song 4 abit tired so went to sleep early.

Saturday

Boring day. Slept almost the whole day away cuz i was sick. My bro came over at nite and we talked. 10.30pm i went to watch A Good Advice. Quite a light hearted romance show. watched b4 so slept nearing 10.40 liddat. due to medication effect.

Also got watch Sweet Home Alabama. always never manage watch finish the show. Always watch halfway will be interrupted. And yeap i yesterday kena interrupted. And so nvm then next time show i watch again.

Heard Mouse is going away on a china trip. half a year not coming back. Gonna miss her a lot... Shall meet her before she leaves.

But good thing is by the time she come back i will be waiting for ORD loh....!! =)

O lvl results out. heard some good news.

Know that today or tml quite alot of couples may celebrate early valentine's day. Mostly is either NS men or those who on 14 juz could not meet each other... So Happy Valentine to whoever is celebrating. Be it you got qing ren or no qing ren.

Sunday

Juz now 7am plus i got the shock of my life. Actaully i woken up le and i found my sore throat was gone YAY !!! super YAY... u do not know how much that sore throat was bothering me. And my flu let's juz say it was more or less recovering.

Ok the shock comes now.... my dad woke me up and told me to get my mom to the hospital. I was like ?? !!! then went in room to find my mom stunned. I was so worried when i saw the look then i ask what happen then she said she vomitted and diahorrea alot of times. I was like oh wah then quickly bah. I got her a cup of warm water and after drinking she vomitted. i think it was stomach flu or food poisoning.

So i got changed and waited for her until she felt better where she could walk. She got changed and we left to go hospital.

Hop on a taxi and hospital we went. The doc say slight food poisoning. So he gave her a jab and some sort of hydration drink which i got last time for stomach flu.

He told me to get a medicine from the retail pharmacy and they say retail phamarcy 10.30am then open. then i was wtf ?? then juz nice as i was leaving the doctor saw me and i told him about the thing. so he lead me back and explained that he had to do that cuz pharmacy ran out of stock. And so they took the prescription and did some changes and yeap it was approved. YAY!!

Got back to my mom after getting the medicine. Saw her getting the jab and waited for more prescription and MC. then left.

And now here i am. she is fine after the jab so i more or less not so worried le.

After she took her medicine she slept. and so i here i am blogging.

I swear to you the hospital has great healing properties. I still had abit of flu when i went in. Now i come out the flu was almost totally gone. It's like the fountain of healing like the DOTA liddat. LOL

lol maybe it's juz my thinking.

I heard 14 and 15 got off for my platoon but i 15 cannot go cuz i got guard duty. 14 go on off also no use lah hor. juz come out at nite muz go back and somemore i no valentine how to celebrate. So it's juz another day for me. ^^

heard maybe my PS wanna make us dun go juz keep the OFF then wait later week then one shot treat a long long off. i think it's a better idea but some may wan to celebrate valentine's day leh so i duno. see how it goes.

OK lah very long le hor. i shall end here. pics hmmm got time i upload. next week bah next week is Chinese New Year alot of free time. Other than busy collecting ang pow's, running around helping mom and dad to get New Year Stuff , playing mahjong maybe ? hahah other these few activities i shall have time to blog de.