My house downstair is like a Minefield!
I now keep listening to Gun & Roses - Night Train.
"Tiak" the sounds goes.
*Looks* nuthin got back to what i was doing.
"Tiak" * louder*
I turn around and i saw something which made me initate battle mode.
It was a dark stealth warrior with 6 legs and with 2 feelers in front. Yes it was back. Juz as i blogged in Xanga last time my glorious battle with it. (which i had won mind u)
It stood stationery on top of the plastic cover which was covering my house's fax machine. Since the fax machine was not on, i quickly armed myself with a A4 size "rifle". This is a rolled newspaper.
As for the warrior, it juz stood there stationery and it being know it was spotted by me, it waited for me to make my first strike expecting me to miss so it could make it hasty escape in a jiff.
Strike i went. Juz like a scorpion's tail and.....
RIGHT ON !
The ass got splat and i could not retract my weapon back as i saw another stealthy warrior which snuck out of the dead first warrior. It was the first warrior's offspring. I went with a second smack and it's body blew to smitterins.
The upper and lower body got seperated. and it's legs seperated. <- ain't this smitterns.
The battle had ended and i cleared it. Yes the result was out. It was
Me: 2 Stealth Warrior: 0
haha yeap those in italics is my battle with cockroach again. Sorry ah but i cannot stand letting them go and imagining them spawning around in my house. I juz had to kill them.
I read finish the romance comic today. Happy ending nevertheless and then i now anime i still got 4 more episodes to finish. awww but i dun have new things to add cuz i do not have enuf space in my hard disk. need to go buy 100 cd to make space.
Anyway today hor i gonna say i read FHM. lol my bro got it so read lor. NO FHM is not porn ok. Anyway got 100 sexist woman in the world. Oooo saw my favourite Alissa Milnano aka Phoebe of Charmed. Woo she quite in front. forgot her placing but she very in front. Then got Jennifer Anniston. Wooooo my favourite too. but she at the back. Then one thing i surprise is they put Lindsay Lohan number 14 and then Hilary Duff put at the back 80 plus. Then also saw a nice pic of Avril Lavigine. Also got the girl who act in smallville. She act as Lana Lane. Forgot her real name. The rest some i duno liao or is not my kind but most of course i know who they are but not really interested that much. example jennifer love hewit, Jessica Simpson, Jamelia etc.
Anyway at 5pm kk ask me go out. so i go out walk with him. I ate Mac Donalds. Ahhhhhh i now remember. Die lah. i SHOULD HAVE eat Happy meal instead of eating Big Mac Meal. Die... mj dun kill me ah. hehe
Went around walk nia then tok abit cock then finish. i come back. Helped my bro find somethings which he need for repairing his motor bike.
Wah sianz man. i think this week maybe i go ky house play ps2 with him. Wanna try his Dynatsy Warrior 5.
Eh check out xiaxue entry about mediacorp keep having retard characters nowadays in drama. Now she kinda mention it out, i kinda notice it eh yea hor. Nowadays dramas keep having retard or strange characters in their dramas.
Not only that she mention it nowadays mediacorp drama always revovle around food these days.
From Nasi Lemak in Holland V to Fish & Chips in Kuai Le Yu and next is Fish-ball factory in Tong Xin Yuan. Lolx
Oh i think she forgot that You Fu also got. Curry Chicken. hehe
Btw i hate CAO QI TAI more. Yes he should be called CAOQIBYE. ( the CAOQIBYE is extracted from xiaxue blog)
yes it suits him.
I kinda hate him more yesterday when he host every damn charity event and every chinese gameshow which needs a host to tok about china history. I have always dun like him. always interuppting people when people toking and keep thinking sg people's chinese is lousy liddat. and why u may ask why yesterday make me more hate him? duno lor i dun like his attitude. And he keeps thinking his jokes is funny and he is handsome in the game show of the Zhuang Yuan one. PUI can go check the mirror or not? and your jokes are never funny ok. His shows i never or maybe watch but treating his toking as LALALALLALALALLALALA blabbering ass shit.
Oh yea i have to tell u guys this. My house downstair is a MINEFIELD i tell u.
The snails come out after a rainy day. and the lights are very dim so hor they are walking around very slowly and in the night u can't see them properly. And well u kinda have to avoid them cuz u do not want to kill such nice little snails which does u no harm. but then again u can't help but say sorry if u hear a loud crack after a step u juz took. It was by accident.
I dun say it's 1 snail leh. it's alot leh. so it's like stepping into a minefield trying to avoid them.
"Tiak" the sounds goes.
*Looks* nuthin got back to what i was doing.
"Tiak" * louder*
I turn around and i saw something which made me initate battle mode.
It was a dark stealth warrior with 6 legs and with 2 feelers in front. Yes it was back. Juz as i blogged in Xanga last time my glorious battle with it. (which i had won mind u)
It stood stationery on top of the plastic cover which was covering my house's fax machine. Since the fax machine was not on, i quickly armed myself with a A4 size "rifle". This is a rolled newspaper.
As for the warrior, it juz stood there stationery and it being know it was spotted by me, it waited for me to make my first strike expecting me to miss so it could make it hasty escape in a jiff.
Strike i went. Juz like a scorpion's tail and.....
RIGHT ON !
The ass got splat and i could not retract my weapon back as i saw another stealthy warrior which snuck out of the dead first warrior. It was the first warrior's offspring. I went with a second smack and it's body blew to smitterins.
The upper and lower body got seperated. and it's legs seperated. <- ain't this smitterns.
The battle had ended and i cleared it. Yes the result was out. It was
Me: 2 Stealth Warrior: 0
haha yeap those in italics is my battle with cockroach again. Sorry ah but i cannot stand letting them go and imagining them spawning around in my house. I juz had to kill them.
I read finish the romance comic today. Happy ending nevertheless and then i now anime i still got 4 more episodes to finish. awww but i dun have new things to add cuz i do not have enuf space in my hard disk. need to go buy 100 cd to make space.
Anyway today hor i gonna say i read FHM. lol my bro got it so read lor. NO FHM is not porn ok. Anyway got 100 sexist woman in the world. Oooo saw my favourite Alissa Milnano aka Phoebe of Charmed. Woo she quite in front. forgot her placing but she very in front. Then got Jennifer Anniston. Wooooo my favourite too. but she at the back. Then one thing i surprise is they put Lindsay Lohan number 14 and then Hilary Duff put at the back 80 plus. Then also saw a nice pic of Avril Lavigine. Also got the girl who act in smallville. She act as Lana Lane. Forgot her real name. The rest some i duno liao or is not my kind but most of course i know who they are but not really interested that much. example jennifer love hewit, Jessica Simpson, Jamelia etc.
Anyway at 5pm kk ask me go out. so i go out walk with him. I ate Mac Donalds. Ahhhhhh i now remember. Die lah. i SHOULD HAVE eat Happy meal instead of eating Big Mac Meal. Die... mj dun kill me ah. hehe
Went around walk nia then tok abit cock then finish. i come back. Helped my bro find somethings which he need for repairing his motor bike.
Wah sianz man. i think this week maybe i go ky house play ps2 with him. Wanna try his Dynatsy Warrior 5.
Eh check out xiaxue entry about mediacorp keep having retard characters nowadays in drama. Now she kinda mention it out, i kinda notice it eh yea hor. Nowadays dramas keep having retard or strange characters in their dramas.
Not only that she mention it nowadays mediacorp drama always revovle around food these days.
From Nasi Lemak in Holland V to Fish & Chips in Kuai Le Yu and next is Fish-ball factory in Tong Xin Yuan. Lolx
Oh i think she forgot that You Fu also got. Curry Chicken. hehe
Btw i hate CAO QI TAI more. Yes he should be called CAOQIBYE. ( the CAOQIBYE is extracted from xiaxue blog)
yes it suits him.
I kinda hate him more yesterday when he host every damn charity event and every chinese gameshow which needs a host to tok about china history. I have always dun like him. always interuppting people when people toking and keep thinking sg people's chinese is lousy liddat. and why u may ask why yesterday make me more hate him? duno lor i dun like his attitude. And he keeps thinking his jokes is funny and he is handsome in the game show of the Zhuang Yuan one. PUI can go check the mirror or not? and your jokes are never funny ok. His shows i never or maybe watch but treating his toking as LALALALLALALALLALALA blabbering ass shit.
Oh yea i have to tell u guys this. My house downstair is a MINEFIELD i tell u.
The snails come out after a rainy day. and the lights are very dim so hor they are walking around very slowly and in the night u can't see them properly. And well u kinda have to avoid them cuz u do not want to kill such nice little snails which does u no harm. but then again u can't help but say sorry if u hear a loud crack after a step u juz took. It was by accident.
I dun say it's 1 snail leh. it's alot leh. so it's like stepping into a minefield trying to avoid them.
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