Safety Driver.
lai lai ah. long long loh soh story again ai mai?
Got alot but juz say a few nia lah hor.
hmmm sunday go back. Was sitting on the train. was early and found a seat.
2 things happened.
First. There was this eh indian guy. he did not zip his pants. and he was standing in front of me. i wonder if he had notice. then i think he knows. he kept using his finger to push his erm let's be adults and say this. PENIS which is inside the underwear back into his pants. trying not to let his underwear be shown.
Duno he purposely dun wanna zip or is his zip spoilt not. Anyway at later part of the journey he used his bag to cover his open'ed fly.
If he purposely one hor i tell u ah and if i know i sure give one punch to his balls. that'll give him some shiok feeling.
If he really is zip spoil then TOO BAD he suay.
2nd thing that happened.
during the time on the train there was this girl she was laughing out loud on a joke she had made. i overheard it and i was smiling too becos of her joke.. she saw me smiling and she was like paiseh and her eyes gave the " hi hehe " kind of look. i was polite so i nodded in acknowlegement.
I was stuck at those 2 seats one and she was across me. i could tell she is a xiao mei mei. i think secondary sch only bah but haha she was cute. cute eyes and cute face. but too bad very xiao mei mei. anyway during the trip sometimes i bo bian i had to look straight and day dream and show the " I AM SIAN" usual face.
She would smile sometimes and i would see it. the occasional glance ever so friendly and i would look at her sometimes. Saw she was with her small sister ( obvious de). The girl was busy toking to her male friend ( presume same classmate ) and sometimes when she would look over. her little sister would spoil the thing by asking who she is looking at. then i was like " u dumb kid obvious right no need say so loud can?"
Anyway it was fun sight lah anyway. after awhile she decided to write some notes which i think should be some notes for her lessons.
Now u might be thinking. why would i entertain such things right? U KNOW WHY? CUZ I did not have my PSP while on train. One of my platoon mate was saying they have been informed this coming week got Military Police come raid so dun bring PSP.
And so without my PSP all i could do was day dream in the mrt or juz look straight. So when this little girl was the only interesting thing i could bring my attention to. instead of day dreaming get it guys.
Got to the bus stop too early. so i waited. my 2 of my section mates came. there was one more who agreed to meet me at the bus stop. we waited until 10 plus and he hadn't come. we had to leave cuz if we dun leave we would be late. We tried calling while on the taxi but his phone was not on.
Upon reaching bunk, he explained he could not find his phone. After a few phone calls using my phone to call back home and to his girlfriend. he finally found his phone. inside his dad's car. lol
Nites out when home to get my PSP cuz we felt the MP raid was juz a HOAX. only got home for 1 hour. scurried to get the stuff i needed.
Left the house and went back to camp.
Tues and wed and thurs was working.
Thurs nite book out. Me and friend decided to share cab. this freaking cabby was the slowest cabbie i ever encountered.
He not only drove slowly. The distance which he keeps from the front car while travelling is by far exceeding the minimum safety standards of the LTA loh.
The distance from the front car to his taxi was like 40m apart lah. Wah lan if TP see hor sure say BRAVO lah VERY SAFETY driver lah.
And hor his speed omg so slow until during the whole freaking journey we kena honked by other drivers almost like more than 5 times. most of the time was honking at his slow speed and some at his indecisive decisions on weather to cut to next lane or move faster.
My friend was in a hurry to meet his friend somemore. I offered to borrow him extra 10 dollars cuz the cab fare seem not enuf for him. And so he accepted. We did make scarsatic remarks about how the taxi was travelling like a army 5 tonner in front of the cab driver. LOL very bad hor we.
got home slept at 12am after doing tons of stuff one of it was watching inuyasha.
Today
Was like doing nuthin much in the morning juz basically mindless surfing most of the time. Was surfin my camp mate friendster and saw one of my section mate his xiao mei mei friendster was like tok kong. alot and some of them chio. but XIAO MEI MEI damnz
i tell u these are young and dangerous ok. young as in their age. dangerous ? they could really lure guys wif their looks.
Watched spiderman 3 latest trailer. and trying to look for a music player for my com. not trusting winamp anymore. watched new episodes of survivor.
Tok'ed to my cousin who i ask if the O lvl holiday is making her Slack until rot. she said yea and she updated me on a big conspriacy which she last time told me when she went out wif me.
it was no big conspiracy for me. but then to her it was big. it was anti campign against her and was formed by her best friend. big big backstab yea?
When she tells me the details i find it all seemingly so alike like a big big episode of survivor.
Was slacking on the couch playing my psp when i felt a sharp pain at my thigh almost near to my knee cap. I was like CB which fuking bug bit me. then when i try to check Non.
Then i finally saw it. A giant mosquito. it was so big loh. juz like those u see on poster. it was not like those small thin ones. this is a real freakin big one. then i tried to swat it but despite it's big belly full of blood. MY BLOOD ! it manage to fly real quick.
I was so angry i was cursing and swearing like nobody business. Cuz this mosquito bite hor was like a nurse had juz jabbed u with a needle. It was not the normal slowly push it in. It was like the needle was grabbed by the sides and in a swift motion brining the needle into your flesh.
In additon to my cursing and swearing, i decided to do something. All talk no action was not a very good move.
I had to attack. So i sprayed tons of baygon at the window sill and under my couch. It serves as a deterrance i hope..
Nuthin much until kk came over to borrow my NFS carbon. then we went kopitiam for dinner.
Was at 7-11 buying drink then i was at the counter paying for my green tea while kk buying a slurpee. I saw this guy buying this small little box thingy. couldn't see it properly and when the cashier scan it and give it to him i saw it was a condom. i was like " hoho someone is getting it on tonite liao.." " wonder if the other partner was a girl or ..... er haha guy . u will never know hor"
Then when i and kk left the 7-11 i saw it was girl. lol heng ah not gay. then i told kk about it then he say wah someone is not gonna be virgin anymore. lol i told kk about the theory i felt which i quite agree with my friend.
u wan know? cum ask me personally bah.
Nuthin much juz mindless walk around and in the end go home.
The end of LOH SOH story
Got alot but juz say a few nia lah hor.
hmmm sunday go back. Was sitting on the train. was early and found a seat.
2 things happened.
First. There was this eh indian guy. he did not zip his pants. and he was standing in front of me. i wonder if he had notice. then i think he knows. he kept using his finger to push his erm let's be adults and say this. PENIS which is inside the underwear back into his pants. trying not to let his underwear be shown.
Duno he purposely dun wanna zip or is his zip spoilt not. Anyway at later part of the journey he used his bag to cover his open'ed fly.
If he purposely one hor i tell u ah and if i know i sure give one punch to his balls. that'll give him some shiok feeling.
If he really is zip spoil then TOO BAD he suay.
2nd thing that happened.
during the time on the train there was this girl she was laughing out loud on a joke she had made. i overheard it and i was smiling too becos of her joke.. she saw me smiling and she was like paiseh and her eyes gave the " hi hehe " kind of look. i was polite so i nodded in acknowlegement.
I was stuck at those 2 seats one and she was across me. i could tell she is a xiao mei mei. i think secondary sch only bah but haha she was cute. cute eyes and cute face. but too bad very xiao mei mei. anyway during the trip sometimes i bo bian i had to look straight and day dream and show the " I AM SIAN" usual face.
She would smile sometimes and i would see it. the occasional glance ever so friendly and i would look at her sometimes. Saw she was with her small sister ( obvious de). The girl was busy toking to her male friend ( presume same classmate ) and sometimes when she would look over. her little sister would spoil the thing by asking who she is looking at. then i was like " u dumb kid obvious right no need say so loud can?"
Anyway it was fun sight lah anyway. after awhile she decided to write some notes which i think should be some notes for her lessons.
Now u might be thinking. why would i entertain such things right? U KNOW WHY? CUZ I did not have my PSP while on train. One of my platoon mate was saying they have been informed this coming week got Military Police come raid so dun bring PSP.
And so without my PSP all i could do was day dream in the mrt or juz look straight. So when this little girl was the only interesting thing i could bring my attention to. instead of day dreaming get it guys.
Got to the bus stop too early. so i waited. my 2 of my section mates came. there was one more who agreed to meet me at the bus stop. we waited until 10 plus and he hadn't come. we had to leave cuz if we dun leave we would be late. We tried calling while on the taxi but his phone was not on.
Upon reaching bunk, he explained he could not find his phone. After a few phone calls using my phone to call back home and to his girlfriend. he finally found his phone. inside his dad's car. lol
Nites out when home to get my PSP cuz we felt the MP raid was juz a HOAX. only got home for 1 hour. scurried to get the stuff i needed.
Left the house and went back to camp.
Tues and wed and thurs was working.
Thurs nite book out. Me and friend decided to share cab. this freaking cabby was the slowest cabbie i ever encountered.
He not only drove slowly. The distance which he keeps from the front car while travelling is by far exceeding the minimum safety standards of the LTA loh.
The distance from the front car to his taxi was like 40m apart lah. Wah lan if TP see hor sure say BRAVO lah VERY SAFETY driver lah.
And hor his speed omg so slow until during the whole freaking journey we kena honked by other drivers almost like more than 5 times. most of the time was honking at his slow speed and some at his indecisive decisions on weather to cut to next lane or move faster.
My friend was in a hurry to meet his friend somemore. I offered to borrow him extra 10 dollars cuz the cab fare seem not enuf for him. And so he accepted. We did make scarsatic remarks about how the taxi was travelling like a army 5 tonner in front of the cab driver. LOL very bad hor we.
got home slept at 12am after doing tons of stuff one of it was watching inuyasha.
Today
Was like doing nuthin much in the morning juz basically mindless surfing most of the time. Was surfin my camp mate friendster and saw one of my section mate his xiao mei mei friendster was like tok kong. alot and some of them chio. but XIAO MEI MEI damnz
i tell u these are young and dangerous ok. young as in their age. dangerous ? they could really lure guys wif their looks.
Watched spiderman 3 latest trailer. and trying to look for a music player for my com. not trusting winamp anymore. watched new episodes of survivor.
Tok'ed to my cousin who i ask if the O lvl holiday is making her Slack until rot. she said yea and she updated me on a big conspriacy which she last time told me when she went out wif me.
it was no big conspiracy for me. but then to her it was big. it was anti campign against her and was formed by her best friend. big big backstab yea?
When she tells me the details i find it all seemingly so alike like a big big episode of survivor.
Was slacking on the couch playing my psp when i felt a sharp pain at my thigh almost near to my knee cap. I was like CB which fuking bug bit me. then when i try to check Non.
Then i finally saw it. A giant mosquito. it was so big loh. juz like those u see on poster. it was not like those small thin ones. this is a real freakin big one. then i tried to swat it but despite it's big belly full of blood. MY BLOOD ! it manage to fly real quick.
I was so angry i was cursing and swearing like nobody business. Cuz this mosquito bite hor was like a nurse had juz jabbed u with a needle. It was not the normal slowly push it in. It was like the needle was grabbed by the sides and in a swift motion brining the needle into your flesh.
In additon to my cursing and swearing, i decided to do something. All talk no action was not a very good move.
I had to attack. So i sprayed tons of baygon at the window sill and under my couch. It serves as a deterrance i hope..
Nuthin much until kk came over to borrow my NFS carbon. then we went kopitiam for dinner.
Was at 7-11 buying drink then i was at the counter paying for my green tea while kk buying a slurpee. I saw this guy buying this small little box thingy. couldn't see it properly and when the cashier scan it and give it to him i saw it was a condom. i was like " hoho someone is getting it on tonite liao.." " wonder if the other partner was a girl or ..... er haha guy . u will never know hor"
Then when i and kk left the 7-11 i saw it was girl. lol heng ah not gay. then i told kk about it then he say wah someone is not gonna be virgin anymore. lol i told kk about the theory i felt which i quite agree with my friend.
u wan know? cum ask me personally bah.
Nuthin much juz mindless walk around and in the end go home.
The end of LOH SOH story
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