How do you define sucessful and fruitful.
Hi
Last fri nuthin much. went home and for the whole nite i juz did my usual then watch survivor. ohhh todd is in trouble. this week he escape by abit but next week he is being aimmed.
Would really like todd to win 1 million dollars. he is a smart ass.
Anyway slept after that.
Saturday mornin.
Was basically surfing tv channels in the morning. then watched tofu street. then my god mom asked me to bring down 881 to grandma house. i was like !!! good thing my parents going. so they went.
well i watched shuang tian zi zun. then 5pm got mtv gamer girl show. then finish i juz stayed around and told my dad roughly about wad to pack for his trip this coming week. tell him wad to be careful for. cuz u may never know in such a country. not tat i am discriminating or wad but u have to be careful.
then at nite my 2nd bro camed. he was so happy. lol his big fat christmas present was so big lolz. he buy for himself. Then i said mine coming also. then my 2nd sis in law said oh yea i haven't buy yet. something to reward myself.
then tok tok until near 10 plus they went home. i on the other hand watched tv until around 11 plus then i zzzzz. felt tired.
Sunday
Woke up and for the morning i juz did my clearing of some stuff. then afternoon i went with my dad to eat at downstair chicken rice stall. so nice having hot soup and nice chicken rice and the rain juz starting to pour.
Ate and went back up and my mom came home with her hair cut. she juz cut it shorter. next thing was me feeling bored by nearing evening. so i watched one more dvd whihc i borrow from yk. the anime movie show.
Quite boring. alot of toking. after i started to get abit of mind boggling i off'ed it and juz nice watch hong xing da jiang.
then finish le i juz did my usual and went to sleep.
Monday
Mornin juz went to work and was smsing mj. then she suddenly reminded me go online. then i was like eh i nv on msn hor. lolz then msn with ks, mj and army friend.
then ie crashed then i restart whole laptop. chui laptop. knn.
then went to did my work and finished it before lunch.
after lunch came back and my colleague let me play with her iphone. lol so fun. then she told me abt some bad features and told me how to counter it. i said how abt when i get the phone i come to you to get the programs ? she said no problem. then she ask me show her my iphone when i get it cuz she wanna know the series which i am getting. cuz she wnana check if the 40 series could be well unlocked.
i told her can ones. juz wait. sure will come out.
no amount of discouragment or bad stuff could stop me now from getting iphone.
then from now i shall be toking about what my title says.
as my title says how do u define it ? is it sucessful = fruitful?
oh then liddat i know how to be fruitful. and i have tot of many ways. let me show you.
1st things 1st is BUY MORE FRUITS.
Working time
muz be healthy so i could monitor trade markets while working. I shall not MSN and stare at trade stock market everyday, every hour, every mintue and every second.
Get a job but still stare at trade market. trade and trade.
will not press teletext for 4d results. will only press it to check stocks market.
Reading
Oh yea should subscribe to TIMES magazine, The Business times and many other news or text articles toking about financial, or business trade.
NO COMICS, NO other forms of magazine which promotes useless information defined by my fruitful context.
Will only read the financial page or any other pages regarding or may affect stock market news.burn all other pages.
Also get a book on " HOW TO BE A FRUITFUL AND SUCESSFUL BUSINESS MEN IN 12987934792743 ways " guess the author muz be very fruitful cuz he came out a book on how to be fruitful.
TV/VCD/DVD
My SCV channel cancel ALL and i do mean all channels except CNN, BBC, etc these news channels. And always have a PIP ( picture-in-picture) at the side of the tv screen showing Channel Newsasia 24/7.
be it i eating,sitting, standing, digging nose, sleeping. even in the toilet shitting. the CNA and those business news channels shall be on be it i am watching it anot.
dun worry in toilet also will have lcd screen mounted with all these channels being blasted while i am bathing or shitting.
And abt sleeping? when i wake up. i could use my iphone and download all the info into my phone and read while i am brushing my teeth.
Social
and when i go out and tok to my friends. I shall be all seriousness and no jokes,no nonsense. always showing a black face and will only reply when the topic is about property, cars, stock market, sudoku, cigars, money etc.
Any other topics will be ignored and discriminated. How about tat?
Spending time and toking to friends be it guy or girl on IM or on the phone is defined slacking in terms of fruitful-ness. unless they are toking about numbers and figures which may affect a global MNC to expand or downsize.
Dressing
My whole wardrobe would be filled with ties, black suits and white long sleeve shirts. and long black ironed pants.
NO t-shirts and short pants.
only black leather shoes. even if the destination means going downstairs to grab a newspaper or going to market. even at the beach. i would be in business wear playing volleyball with girls.
oh wait volleyball is considered a slacking activity defined by fruitful-ness. omg cant do tat. shall bring them go and preach to them about more business and shares. shall preach to them about how some sucessful billionaires make it and how they make it. and ask them go research abt them.
Preach to them what is fruitful and they shouldnt be wasting their time.
My in-coming iphone shall another good feature being used. the financial button which will allow me to connect to the net and monitor trade while i am preaching. with this i can't lose any money. which is a real advantage to me.
My FRUITFUL and SUCESSFUL Diet
Also cannot eat simple fare at hawker centre. muz go paragon eat or if i crave for a plate of chicken rice muz go mandarin hotel eat ones. Oh if birthday or some special occasion i shall go to have a emperor banquet full course meal.
and not to mention everyday in takes of large amounts of fruits. Be it oranges, pineapples, durians, papayas, apples and many more.
Entertainment
Ah you dun think being fruitful meaning can't have fun. the fun is you get to play MONOPOLY only this time the prices are 100000 times more expensive. and you play with real money. and if u can't pay dun worries you can use credit cards.
or if u are alone and wishes to play a single player game. why not blindfold yourself and play a sudoku puzzle without knowing where are the numbers.
Also get a lamborghini gallardo and drive up and down mohd sultan thinking u going in circles making people u have impression to go chiong but actually u are not.
But dun worry all being while in the time ur iphone or whatever will be updating u with latest trade updates and major happenings in the financial or business area.
Do you define this as fruitful ?
Anyway as one funny thing kk said. "she wan you to do something fruitful. i go buy many oranges and start peeling. that's fruitful.
Well i still feel i am more useful than some other useless fool in this world who can't even do some particular stuffs.
Then anyway if u wan to know more about bill gates story you got 2 ways. one is to get his biography book on how he came sucessful which is so damn thick. u could watch the shortcut. a movie " Pirates of the Silicon Valley" And if u feel that the movie is abit pro-apple ? then too bad.
btw i alrdy watched that show ka zillion years before i came to my current company and work. still need u to tell me go learn be like him ? be a pirate ? lolz no wayz
And if u wan to be sucessful thru fish farming? get 2 fishes and play them fish porn whole day lahz. his story is juz so over used.
Cb. fruitful. damn i hate that fuking word.
Last fri nuthin much. went home and for the whole nite i juz did my usual then watch survivor. ohhh todd is in trouble. this week he escape by abit but next week he is being aimmed.
Would really like todd to win 1 million dollars. he is a smart ass.
Anyway slept after that.
Saturday mornin.
Was basically surfing tv channels in the morning. then watched tofu street. then my god mom asked me to bring down 881 to grandma house. i was like !!! good thing my parents going. so they went.
well i watched shuang tian zi zun. then 5pm got mtv gamer girl show. then finish i juz stayed around and told my dad roughly about wad to pack for his trip this coming week. tell him wad to be careful for. cuz u may never know in such a country. not tat i am discriminating or wad but u have to be careful.
then at nite my 2nd bro camed. he was so happy. lol his big fat christmas present was so big lolz. he buy for himself. Then i said mine coming also. then my 2nd sis in law said oh yea i haven't buy yet. something to reward myself.
then tok tok until near 10 plus they went home. i on the other hand watched tv until around 11 plus then i zzzzz. felt tired.
Sunday
Woke up and for the morning i juz did my clearing of some stuff. then afternoon i went with my dad to eat at downstair chicken rice stall. so nice having hot soup and nice chicken rice and the rain juz starting to pour.
Ate and went back up and my mom came home with her hair cut. she juz cut it shorter. next thing was me feeling bored by nearing evening. so i watched one more dvd whihc i borrow from yk. the anime movie show.
Quite boring. alot of toking. after i started to get abit of mind boggling i off'ed it and juz nice watch hong xing da jiang.
then finish le i juz did my usual and went to sleep.
Monday
Mornin juz went to work and was smsing mj. then she suddenly reminded me go online. then i was like eh i nv on msn hor. lolz then msn with ks, mj and army friend.
then ie crashed then i restart whole laptop. chui laptop. knn.
then went to did my work and finished it before lunch.
after lunch came back and my colleague let me play with her iphone. lol so fun. then she told me abt some bad features and told me how to counter it. i said how abt when i get the phone i come to you to get the programs ? she said no problem. then she ask me show her my iphone when i get it cuz she wanna know the series which i am getting. cuz she wnana check if the 40 series could be well unlocked.
i told her can ones. juz wait. sure will come out.
no amount of discouragment or bad stuff could stop me now from getting iphone.
then from now i shall be toking about what my title says.
as my title says how do u define it ? is it sucessful = fruitful?
oh then liddat i know how to be fruitful. and i have tot of many ways. let me show you.
1st things 1st is BUY MORE FRUITS.
Working time
muz be healthy so i could monitor trade markets while working. I shall not MSN and stare at trade stock market everyday, every hour, every mintue and every second.
Get a job but still stare at trade market. trade and trade.
will not press teletext for 4d results. will only press it to check stocks market.
Reading
Oh yea should subscribe to TIMES magazine, The Business times and many other news or text articles toking about financial, or business trade.
NO COMICS, NO other forms of magazine which promotes useless information defined by my fruitful context.
Will only read the financial page or any other pages regarding or may affect stock market news.burn all other pages.
Also get a book on " HOW TO BE A FRUITFUL AND SUCESSFUL BUSINESS MEN IN 12987934792743 ways " guess the author muz be very fruitful cuz he came out a book on how to be fruitful.
TV/VCD/DVD
My SCV channel cancel ALL and i do mean all channels except CNN, BBC, etc these news channels. And always have a PIP ( picture-in-picture) at the side of the tv screen showing Channel Newsasia 24/7.
be it i eating,sitting, standing, digging nose, sleeping. even in the toilet shitting. the CNA and those business news channels shall be on be it i am watching it anot.
dun worry in toilet also will have lcd screen mounted with all these channels being blasted while i am bathing or shitting.
And abt sleeping? when i wake up. i could use my iphone and download all the info into my phone and read while i am brushing my teeth.
Social
and when i go out and tok to my friends. I shall be all seriousness and no jokes,no nonsense. always showing a black face and will only reply when the topic is about property, cars, stock market, sudoku, cigars, money etc.
Any other topics will be ignored and discriminated. How about tat?
Spending time and toking to friends be it guy or girl on IM or on the phone is defined slacking in terms of fruitful-ness. unless they are toking about numbers and figures which may affect a global MNC to expand or downsize.
Dressing
My whole wardrobe would be filled with ties, black suits and white long sleeve shirts. and long black ironed pants.
NO t-shirts and short pants.
only black leather shoes. even if the destination means going downstairs to grab a newspaper or going to market. even at the beach. i would be in business wear playing volleyball with girls.
oh wait volleyball is considered a slacking activity defined by fruitful-ness. omg cant do tat. shall bring them go and preach to them about more business and shares. shall preach to them about how some sucessful billionaires make it and how they make it. and ask them go research abt them.
Preach to them what is fruitful and they shouldnt be wasting their time.
My in-coming iphone shall another good feature being used. the financial button which will allow me to connect to the net and monitor trade while i am preaching. with this i can't lose any money. which is a real advantage to me.
My FRUITFUL and SUCESSFUL Diet
Also cannot eat simple fare at hawker centre. muz go paragon eat or if i crave for a plate of chicken rice muz go mandarin hotel eat ones. Oh if birthday or some special occasion i shall go to have a emperor banquet full course meal.
and not to mention everyday in takes of large amounts of fruits. Be it oranges, pineapples, durians, papayas, apples and many more.
Entertainment
Ah you dun think being fruitful meaning can't have fun. the fun is you get to play MONOPOLY only this time the prices are 100000 times more expensive. and you play with real money. and if u can't pay dun worries you can use credit cards.
or if u are alone and wishes to play a single player game. why not blindfold yourself and play a sudoku puzzle without knowing where are the numbers.
Also get a lamborghini gallardo and drive up and down mohd sultan thinking u going in circles making people u have impression to go chiong but actually u are not.
But dun worry all being while in the time ur iphone or whatever will be updating u with latest trade updates and major happenings in the financial or business area.
Do you define this as fruitful ?
Anyway as one funny thing kk said. "she wan you to do something fruitful. i go buy many oranges and start peeling. that's fruitful.
Well i still feel i am more useful than some other useless fool in this world who can't even do some particular stuffs.
Then anyway if u wan to know more about bill gates story you got 2 ways. one is to get his biography book on how he came sucessful which is so damn thick. u could watch the shortcut. a movie " Pirates of the Silicon Valley" And if u feel that the movie is abit pro-apple ? then too bad.
btw i alrdy watched that show ka zillion years before i came to my current company and work. still need u to tell me go learn be like him ? be a pirate ? lolz no wayz
And if u wan to be sucessful thru fish farming? get 2 fishes and play them fish porn whole day lahz. his story is juz so over used.
Cb. fruitful. damn i hate that fuking word.
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