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hi guys.

i have juz found out a new thing. i tend to say "FUK YOU LAH" in particular way and add basically into my sentences very often nowadays.

haha all thanks to one of my officer who posted out. he was very good but somehow i listen the way he says the things my brain juz auto insert into my memory and i now speak abit like him.

ok so basically i book out at thursday. then come home did nuthin much juz settled down and finally i decided to replay CS.

so i played abit then wanted to sleep but at nite i saw Arachnophoia. <- spelling wrong.

its that spider show lah.

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Show Summary

A group went into jungle to catch spiders then they found one new speicies.

This species is that they have worker spiders all working for one general spider.
This is common in bees and ants but not in spiders.

and so the photographer killed one of the spiders soldiers then the general managed to backstab and bite him.

it went into the coffin of the dead photographer to sux the life essence out of the dead person. meanwhile it was transported to this photographer's hometown.

the main lead is a doctor who is arachnophoic , juz moved over from a city and trying to settle down wif his family. With the mistake that, they left a house spider in the barn which mated with making another new spider species and it started killing in the town.

then this doctor will finally realize all the killings from the spiders came from his house beside the unused barn. so he had to destory the nest but have to conquer his phoia of spiders. especially when ur whole house is overrun by little critters.

The End

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Yeap that was it i watch until 2 plus and i really liked that show lor. from small i watch until i now big liao still watch.

slept after that.

VESAK DAY

Went to morning prayers with my parents and my auntie. then left and ate at bedok hawker. then after that came back home and stayed home until my bro and his wife came. sat at home and chat with them until 4 plus they left.

after they left i was still so bored so i juz gave kk a call. then ask him out.

basically yesterday we had so much fun.

yes we were still laming but ytd lame was much more fun.

we were toking about that YES 933 advertisment where the senior citizens from chi gong suddenly turned hip hop. baggy pants, caps, lots of those BLING BLING jewellery and they doing the hip hop style sign.

then were laughing at the ad and from there we went on to headspin. he said he once went to this party with people trying to do hip hop dance. then i ask got headspin?

then he said got but the floor not very slippery.

i replied " put oil lor " ( with a calm face )

kk spoke " so they will spin more easily?"

i said " no... so that when they do headspin i can put fire "

then we both laughed hard. REALLY hard.

In my head i was imaging the scene. One person doing headspin on top of oil. then i light fire to it.

lol ^^ the headspin becum firery whirlwind lol.

and so from then on i kept emphaizing on the word fire, burnt and burn.

i even created 2 shows.

1. So You Think You Can Start a Fire?
2. Hip Hop Firery Whirlwind Compeition.

So You Think You Can Start a Fire?

for the first show, the contestents come in like those idol audtions liddat. come in and try to start a fire with very little equipment provided by us which makes it very hard to start fire.

haha if u fail. u dun juz apologize and leave u know.

You will be beatan by 18 golden brozne men. 3 will be doing poses of chinese kungfu while the 15 will surround you and beat you with chairs, batons, bats, sticks, and many other instruments of pain.

This is devised to keep off any irritating contestants who come in and disturb.

Hip Hop Firery Whirlwind Compeition.

Yes this show shall be more interesting as the contestants mostly hip hop teenagers will try to do a headspin on this stage which is filled with kerosene and oil. oil for more slipperiness which will allow u to do the headspin better.

then when u start doing the headspin the host ( me) will start a fire and thus sending the headspinnig hip hopper on fire. when he turns the fire muz replicate a firery whirlwind LOL. The one to spin the longest with fire still on him will win.

Basically this is not a stunt for anyone. Only professional hip hop people ( which i think all hip hop people think they are juz becos they can do hip hop) can enter this contest.

Dun worry the contestants are made to sign a a contract that we will not be liable for any damages, death, burnts and loss of limbs. so we need not pay a single cent.

This show has no penalty cuz i dun think anyone will survive this freaking shit.

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hahaha i know damn lame. u can start by scolding me in my tagbox.

Ok back to normal.

we went Funan then walk go to Marina Square. We walked around then was hungry after a long walk we went to FoodCourt.

I was in front and kk was behind. then i turned around and wanted to walk back. then kk wanted to tell me move over behind so he stretched out his hand with his finger pointed out. then he did a 40 degrees turn with his hand still doing it.

What was about to happen never happen. behind kk was a teenage girl with food in her tray. then kk had juz nice stop in front of her face. good thing he brake. if he turn around full and walk one step. then wahahahah then show will start liao.

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Now let me analyze the situation if he hit the girl...

his hand will hit her face. the food may or may not overturn. but if overturn will be good for more dramatic effect.

Then from here there will be multiple situations le.

IF....

1st: The food overturned and kena her clothes.

The Good
KK will hand out tissue to her and she will accept it and clean it and with kk apologizing. or she will jzu be slightly irritated but still say it's ok nvm

The Bad
Either kk will handout tissue to her and she will slap him for knocking her food down. or kk will help her clean her clothes which she still has on will result in a slap either way. Oh Bitching is also included in both scenarios. It comes as a Bonus

2nd: The food never kena her clothes. only overturn.

The Good
KK will apolgize and she will juz nag or whatever lor and says nvm and maybe a tiny chat will come up.

The Bad
KK will face the warth of the girl and get some really pro singaporean bitching from the girl.

In both scenarios i have thought of the WORST CASE SCANRIO.

THE REAL BAD SCANRIO
The bf will come and spar with kk.

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Haha back to main theme.

shortly after the almost hit-the-girl scene. i saw someone in red juz quickly shuffle past me. i saw the person face very familar. so when she shuffle past i said " effie" yes i tot it was effie from bmss.

she never turned around so i tot i recongise wrong person. told kk and he said he never see only saw a glimpse of backview and it looks abit like her.

carried on waited for seats and buy food and eat food yah dah ya dah blah blah ~~

then after finish food we got up and left then kk told me something while on the way to buy drinks. he said he saw one girl zao geng. i was like ?? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wah never say !! where?

then he say when he sit juz now that postion can see clearly. i was like -.- never tell me GRRRR. haha ahahahahah

then when we buy finish drinks i ask him to point me out which girl then he pointed it out to me secretly from words.

i saw the face but we were behind her lah. i was juz seeing who she was lol.

it was so funny lor ytd. got so many lame things.

oh yea then this dumb kid challenge me in arcade game marvel vs capcom 2. he tot he can kick my ass.

he challenged me and tyco win by a tiny little bit. all my 3 characters died his last and only character left a tiny bit of life. i could see he struggled hard then can win me de. so i challenge him back.

basically i combo'ed his ass off to somewhere very far. he could not keep up with my combo attacks and i even combo'ed 2 of his character at the same time. All he could do was to try to keep far away from my painful combos. i carried waited and whenever i see a loophole i would combo him and even combo'ed both of character to die at the same time. kk was secretly rooting for me from behind.

and well his last character lets' juz say he did not live to see another round. so i was expecting him to re-match me but the 2 kids left the aracade after they lost to me -.-

awwwwwwwwww...... then did play some more other games then left to walk around marina squre before going to HMV.

At HMV, kk consulted my artistic skill in explaining to him the pictures of coldplay's albums. and it was true de ok. i saw what he could not see. duno he really duno if the sculpture was a human head kena chop off half. lol then he did not know want to choose which Jem cd.

got 2 covers. one with her face one without. as expected the one without was cheaper then with face is abit more expensive. then he say why muz liddat.

so i did some of my marketing advice too. and he kinda find it lame but i myself find it quite reasonable.

then as for consultation fee for my advices i shall charge him 3 million!!

kk now owe me 3 million.

KK if u are reading this. This is my last warning to you. YOU SHALL PAY ME 3 million. Arbo i go your house hang pig head and write graffti on walls like " Owe $ Pay $!!" or in chinese words " Qian $ Huan $"

ok lah this entry is long enuf le. it is ending pretty soon le.

Now it's raining heavily man and i think later going out with yk. ks duno like disappear into thin air le.

i am now mad on this chinese singer named TANK.

he sang duet with Selina from S.H.E
Sang San Guo Lian

now nuthin much to write.